Facebook itself is a dumb mindless site run by...
A Facebook customer review by GetHuman user ~notachanceinhell from November 20th, 2017
Background on ~notachanceinhell's case
GetHuman: ~notachanceinhell - can you tell our other Facebook customers when your case took place?
~notachanceinhell: Yup. It was middle of the night, on November 12th.
GetHuman: Did you reach out to Facebook, and if so, how?
GetHuman: And which of these common Facebook customer issues best describes the reason you wanted to talk to them?
(Shows ~notachanceinhell a list of common Facebook problems)
~notachanceinhell: "Messenger problems" was why I was trying to contact.
~notachanceinhell's review of Facebook customer service
GetHuman: So how would you sum up your experience for GetHuman's Facebook customer community? We'll censor any IDs, numbers, or codes and any inappropriate words here out of respect to the millions of other customers using this resource.
~notachanceinhell: Facebook itself is a dumb mindless site run by dumb selfish, self-rightous mindless people! I got hacked *, THREE- *,*,* TIMES and now I have been BLOCKED for ** days and can NOT get a hold of a LIVE person? THIS IS UN-AMERICAN-DUMB- AND NOT deserving of MY time. **** YOU FACEBOOK- **** YOU!*!!*** YOUR deserving of going broke and being sued beyond any kind of wealth available to anyone! You people are NOT human! OH yeah, did I say **** YOU!
GetHuman: Let's quantify your experience contacting Facebook. On a scale of 1 to 5, how easy is it go get help on a Facebook problem?
~notachanceinhell: I'd give them a two out of five for ease of finding your way to help.
GetHuman: What about quality of communication. How would you rate that on a 1 to 5 scale?
~notachanceinhell: I'd give them a one out of five on communication.
GetHuman: And what about Facebook's ability to quickly and effectively address your problem?
~notachanceinhell: For that I would say one out of five.
GetHuman: And finally- any advice for other Facebook customers?
~notachanceinhell: Call them early in the day or late. Don't forget any personal or account information you might need for Facebook to know who you are.
GetHuman: Well there you have it. Some useful feedback and words from ~notachanceinhell taken from his Facebook customer service problem that occurred on November 12th, 2017.