Yelp: You can't get these yahoos on the phone to save...
A Yelp customer review by GetHuman user ~yelpsucksbad from November 17th, 2017
Background on ~yelpsucksbad's case
GetHuman: ~yelpsucksbad - can you tell our other Yelp customers when your case took place?
~yelpsucksbad: Yup. It was afternoon, on November 8th.
GetHuman: Did you reach out to Yelp, and if so, how?
GetHuman: And which of these common Yelp customer issues best describes the reason you wanted to talk to them?
(Shows ~yelpsucksbad a list of common Yelp problems)
~yelpsucksbad: "Remove a Review" was why I was trying to contact.
~yelpsucksbad's review of Yelp customer service
GetHuman: So how would you sum up your experience for GetHuman's Yelp customer community? We'll censor any IDs, numbers, or codes and any inappropriate words here out of respect to the millions of other customers using this resource.
~yelpsucksbad: You can't get these yahoos on the phone to save your life. They're a horrible entity for businesses. They decided on their own what category we should be in--and totally got it wrong! Now our "category" is locked and we can't change it. Idiots!
GetHuman: Let's quantify your experience contacting Yelp. On a scale of 1 to 5, how easy is it go get help on a Yelp problem?
~yelpsucksbad: I'd give them a one out of five for ease of finding your way to help.
GetHuman: What about quality of communication. How would you rate that on a 1 to 5 scale?
~yelpsucksbad: I'd give them a one out of five on communication.
GetHuman: And what about Yelp's ability to quickly and effectively address your problem?
~yelpsucksbad: For that I would say one out of five.
GetHuman: And finally- any advice for other Yelp customers?
~yelpsucksbad: Call them early in the day or late. Don't forget any personal or account information you might need for Yelp to know who you are.
GetHuman: Well there you have it. Some useful feedback and words from ~yelpsucksbad taken from his Yelp customer service problem that occurred on November 8th, 2017.