Ikea: i can't stand that irritating "consumer friendl...
A Ikea customer review by GetHuman user ~fuckikea from November 5th, 2017
Background on ~fuckikea's case
GetHuman: ~fuckikea - can you tell our other Ikea customers when your case took place?
~fuckikea: Yes. It was afternoon, on October 27th.
GetHuman: Did you reach out to Ikea, and if so, how?
GetHuman: And which of these common Ikea customer issues best describes the reason you wanted to talk to them?
(Shows ~fuckikea a list of common Ikea problems)
~fuckikea: "Looking For an Item" was why I was trying to call.
~fuckikea's review of Ikea customer service
GetHuman: So how would you sum up your experience for GetHuman's Ikea customer community? We'll censor any IDs, numbers, or codes and any inappropriate words here out of respect to the millions of other customers using this resource.
~fuckikea: i can't stand that irritating "consumer friendly" canned voicemail robot who tries to sell you more ****. They NEVER picked up the phone after multiple tries, hitting any number. Makes me want to rip someone's face off by the time I drive down to the **** store that forgot to put part of the damned chair in the carton that I had to assemble myself. Insulting. I HATE Ikea. NO customer service.
GetHuman: Let's quantify your experience contacting Ikea. On a scale of 1 to 5, how easy is it go get help on a Ikea problem?
~fuckikea: I'd give them a three out of five for ease of finding your way to help.
GetHuman: What about quality of communication. How would you rate that on a 1 to 5 scale?
~fuckikea: I'd give them a two out of five on communication.
GetHuman: And what about Ikea's ability to quickly and effectively address your problem?
~fuckikea: For that I would say three out of five.
GetHuman: And finally- any advice for other Ikea customers?
~fuckikea: Call them early in the day or late. Don't forget any personal or account information you might need for Ikea to know who you are.
GetHuman: Well there you have it. Some useful feedback and words from ~fuckikea taken from his Ikea customer service problem that occurred on October 27th, 2017.